The Best Way to Commit Suicide

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Klubmasta Will, Jan 23, 2002.

  1. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    Slitting wrists doesn't work. I've been trying for ages. Taking pills even sucks more.

    I find the best way to commit suicide is to twist your neck so it faces the back and your hair is facing the front of you.

    I've known people who tried that. And I've never known anyone on who it failed. You need a great deal of strength though. But if you place your hands in the right way (just between the insides you your neck) and twist suddenly in one direction it works easily.

    Hope this helps. I have way more ideas. E-mail me for more if you want.

    SEE YOU IN HELL!
     
  2. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    I would put on my best dress, makeup, favorite high heels and paint my toes with sinful colours... go to my bedroom, stand on a chair, get my neck rounded by a rope, take a deep breath, look at my sexy feet and kick the chair off..

    I love the feeling of hanging in the air and kicking my sexy feet struggling for air... but no one can help me! I will be dancing with the rope in the air till the very last moment.. all my pain will be gone..

    I tried once but was saved... I gonna do it later tonite. Wish me success...
     
  3. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    I always thought the best way to kill myself would be to hide in the back yard in the long grass and wait till my dad comes out to cut the lawn. He would run over me with the lawnmower and cut me to ribbons hence loss of blood.
     
  4. seeker

    seeker TRIBE Member

    i'm wondering if i can tribe myself to death...

    <- posting priveleges 1 week: addicted.
     
  5. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    ^^^ all answers from another ubb. i figured some of the more twisted individuals on this board might be able to do better?
     
  6. Plato

    Plato TRIBE Member

    um...

    lovely [​IMG]

    p[l]a+0 <---runs away now
     
  7. madnezz

    madnezz TRIBE Member

    what exactly is going on? what kind of word game is this!?? what kind of answers are we looking for??

    adios
    Laura <-- obviously confused and looking for help!
     
  8. matty

    matty TRIBE Member

    Well doesn't this conjure up some splendid memories [​IMG]
     
  9. Guest

    Guest Guest

    point gunat head.
    pull trigger.
     
  10. DJAlchemy

    DJAlchemy TRIBE Promoter

    laura... we know you're confused and looking for guidance.. you've come to the right place...

    best way to kill yourself: drink 3oz. GHB.

    nitey nite.

    Peace & love. D
     
  11. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    This thread sucks.
     
  12. seeker

    seeker TRIBE Member

    personally, all these methods seem far too dramatic. if i were really serious about going, i wouldn't bother with all that messy and painful stuff. sign me up for the speedball route: OD on smack + coke, baby.

    at least it'd be pleasant.
     
  13. Libradragon

    Libradragon TRIBE Promoter

    don't tease us like this, Will. [​IMG]

    if you're gonna commit suicide, just do it already.
     
  14. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    [Dr. Evil]Riiiiight...[/Dr. Evil]
     
  15. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I'd have to take the carbon monoxide route. clean and painless.
     
  16. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    Think again.
    Chances are you'd be conscious through most of the worst parts.
    You'd be scared as fuck...trust.

    Ming.
     
  17. DJAlchemy

    DJAlchemy TRIBE Promoter

    HAW-HAW! [​IMG]
     
  18. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    that was the meanest thing you ever said to me. *crosses naomi off christmas card list*

    one more because it's too much:

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    Don't wait for the world to get better, it won't... Anyhow, the best way is:

    1: Go on top of a large (at least 50 feet) building.
    2: Tie your feet to something sturdy with a 30 feet long, thick rope.
    3: Use a 25 feet long string, preferably thin steel, and tie it around your neck.
    4: Glue your hands to your head, upside down.
    5: Jump off.

    Result: The steel string will cut your head off, leaving you hanging upside down, with your head the right way between your arms.

    If you do it right, your head will bust someone's window and you'll be peeking in - blood running from your neck and down your face.
     
  19. ElektroTekBabe

    ElektroTekBabe TRIBE Member

    You got it ALL wrong...

    The BEST way to die is to dig a hole into the center of the Earth and jump. You'll be fried in no time! (But don't dig too far and NEVER on an angle, because you might hit Iceland or even worse...Russia! been there, done that [​IMG]) If that doesn't work...go to Plastique on a Saturday night...and may your soul rest in peace!
     
  20. Deus

    Deus TRIBE Member

    Have you ever had the urge to just yank the steering wheel to the left and drive into opposing traffic? I have. I think dying would be a cool experience. But I'd die and couldn't tell my friend how cool it was.
     
  21. ElektroTekBabe

    ElektroTekBabe TRIBE Member

    By the way, thank god I have relatives in Russia...or I wouldn't be right here talking to you guyz about this tragic experience. It was SO NICE to see a familiar face and a few shots of vodka when I go out of the ground!

    NEVER dig on an angle!
     
  22. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    That's actually how a lot of people commit suicides. Rather than make it overt, make it look like a traffic accident.
     
  23. Lil'Timmy

    Lil'Timmy TRIBE Promoter

    I couldn't agree with you more.
     
  24. Libradragon

    Libradragon TRIBE Promoter

    okay, maybe i'm being a party pooper - but i really really don't think this is a funny-ha-ha thread.

    maybe i've had a long day and being a total bitch.....
     
  25. Libradragon

    Libradragon TRIBE Promoter

    ^^oops. didn't see the other posts above me.
     

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