OK, let me know if I'm not insane. My only roommate has a cat. She talks to this cat - a LOT. Example: Cat: *sitting* Roomie: "Whachoo doin. HUH?! Wha's my missy-moo just sittin there? Jus' bein cute? That's cuz you're ma cutie! YES YOU ARE! You're mummy's cutie!" ad nauseum.... Cat: *still sitting* I swear, this goes on and on and on. Every day. Talking to your pet is fine, in reasonable doses. Pets like to hear their owner's voice. But this is just painful! it is like living with more than one person. She talks enough for like 4 more roommates. Although this is petty I'm sure most of you have some horror stories.....please share, and make me feel better. (And possibly indirectly save my roommate's life.) S.