Remember the very first time?

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by PosTMOd, Mar 12, 2002.

  1. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    That you had an orgasm?

    I don't really. More of a vague sense of something uncontrollable, embarrassing, and I remember it was a hot summer day. Sticky hot, and I was in the basement. Don't remember what I was supposed to be doing, but I remember somehow ending up with a mess, a heavy funny weird feeling in my head and belowdecks. [fire-in-the-hole-its-gonna-blow-whoa]

    "What was that?", I asked myself, and my life became the best of times and the worst of times. Life without the orgasm [the hundreds, the thousands, the tens of thousands] wouldn't, no it just wouldn't be the same.

    Years--and Avogadro's number of wasted sperm later-- I think back, and I know that had it not been for that great discovery, I would have offed myself long ago. Dirt nap, ya know? Done.

    "The little death" I believe it's called in French. And I heard that some even say that a sneeze is a sixth of an orgasm. Fuck that, I've had a half dozen sneezes back to back and it ain't even fucking close. Not even the same ballpark, same league, fuck, it ain't even the same fucking planet.
     
  2. SUNKIST

    SUNKIST TRIBE Member

    i remember complaining in first year that past boyfriends fucking sucked my ass at sex and as a result i had never had an orgasm (remember Jo?..ahh its making me laugh thinking of it)....but as of late..my how times have changed... ;)

    <--overshare quotiant for the day
     
  3. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    16, thanks to my girlfriend in youth group :)
     
  4. SlipperyPete

    SlipperyPete TRIBE Member

    you mean at jesus camp? you do know that God *was* watching your little perverted show -- in fact he videotaped it and is selling it on ebay for $9.99
     
  5. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    it's still on my keyboard
     
  6. SlipperyPete

    SlipperyPete TRIBE Member

    at least you finally unstuck the 'j' and 'h' keys JayIsWanking
     
  7. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    if i wasn't typing with one hand i would type out a longwinded, witty retort!
     
  8. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    oscar wilde would disagree with you
     
  9. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    no i never scored at camp :(
     
  10. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    ever since i gave him that rash he's been on my case about everything.

    stupid joey interrupting
     
  11. Bumbaclat

    Bumbaclat TRIBE Member

    me either, girls scared me....

    Bumbaclat
     
  12. Little1

    Little1 TRIBE Member


    me neither. All the girls I ever met at camp looked like they had been born and raised in the bush, so the thought never even entered my head.
     
  13. dicksherwood

    dicksherwood TRIBE Member

    The most incredible feeling in the world is the first time a girl tells you that you made her cum. Knowing that you can give the same kind of truly undescribablesensation to someone else makes you (at least me) feel like superman, like there ain't no mountain high enough...
     
  14. SUNKIST

    SUNKIST TRIBE Member

    ain't no valley low enough?
     
  15. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    i get that everyday though :)
     
  16. Plato

    Plato TRIBE Member

    first time...as in when i wasnt with some girl?? i dont recall.

    when i was with a girl. i also dont recall. damn poly-drug usage *grrrr* :mad:

    p[l]a+0
     
  17. dicksherwood

    dicksherwood TRIBE Member

    Listen, baby
    Ain't no mountain high enough
    Ain't no vally low enough
    Ain't no river wide enough, baby

    If you need me, call me
    No matter where you are
    No matter how far
    Just call my name
    I'll be there in a hurry
    You don't have to worry

    'Cause baby,
    There ain't no mountain high enough
    Ain't no valley low enough
    Ain't no river wide enough
    To keep me from getting to you

    Remember the day
    I set you free
    I told you
    You could always count on me
    From that day on I made a vow
    I'll be there when you want me
    Some way,some how

    'Cause baby,
    There ain't no mountain high enough
    Ain't no valley low enough
    Ain't no river wide enough
    To keep me from getting to you

    No wind, no rain

    My love is alive
    Way down in my heart
    Although we are miles apart
    If you ever need a helping hand
    I'll be there on the double
    As fast as I can

    Don't you know that
    There ain't no mountain high enough
    Ain't no valley low enough
    Ain't no river wide enough
    To keep me from getting to you

    Don't you know that
    There ain't no mountain high enough
    Ain't no valley low enough
    Ain't no river wide enough

    :D
     
  18. SUNKIST

    SUNKIST TRIBE Member

    now thats stuck in my head...and im seeing fat football players dancing and singing it :)
     
  19. nusty

    nusty TRIBE Member

    you went to the wrong camp.
    The camp I worked at a few summers back, all the staff scored.... well except for this one guy and these two girls (they had standards:p )
     
  20. Aphrodite

    Aphrodite TRIBE Member

    I was 12, I rememer feeling my pussy.. exploring my lips and that strange little lump - and just not being able to stop touching - all of a sudden - HOLY SHIT!!!


    I had to be quiet, wasn't the only person in the room.. after the first one I couldn't stop and I had another, and another, and another and another.

    after five I couldn't believe it. and I haven't stopped since.

    (multiple orgasm thread 2001)

    my record is still 33 in 24 hours... 9 in a row baby!


    but it wasn't till someone else made me cum till I really realized how intense sex can be. thank you!
     
  21. Eclectic

    Eclectic TRIBE Member

    Now how is anyone supposed to top that post?


    I mean cum on!!



    Sheesh.....hehe


    I better make sure my girlfriend doesn't read this topic.....
     
  22. Smiley Jo

    Smiley Jo TRIBE Member

    *blushes*

    Hmm, that's funny, I was just talking about this with someone the other day...

    Joanna [​IMG]
     
  23. LeoGirl

    LeoGirl TRIBE Member

    I do.......................but I can't tell you about it.................I want it to happen again sometime.............. ;) (see Sunkist's post on superstition)
     
  24. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    Any guy make a girl have a G-Spot orgasm..

    Now that is fucking weird!!!!!!

    Girls... WTF where does all the fluid come from?!!
     
  25. swenard

    swenard TRIBE Member

    Orgasm?
     

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