POP QUIZ - Roomate Dilemma of Morality

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by KiX, Jan 16, 2002.

  1. KiX

    KiX TRIBE Member

    Say, one person happened to have a roomate who decided to lock himself out of his bedroom one fine afternoon they decided to skip school, smoke weed and watch Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves (again).

    And say, said person's roomate was locked out of his bedroom after a shower... thus only wearing a tiny towel.

    And say said person's roomate was forced to call a locksmith to come and open up the door at three thirty. The time at present is about 3 o'clock.

    What should said person do to take advantage of the present situation as best as they can? Diplomacy, loyalty, and morality call for said person to allow the roomate to hide in the bathroom while they (fully clothed) deal with the locksmith for the roomate.

    OR... should other measures be taken?

    Note, your choice of weapons are as follows:

    1 - Cannon S100 Digital Camera
    1 - Minolta SLR camera
    4 - Bottles of Corona
    1 - Unsliced Lime
    Unlimited - Unwashed Dishes
    1 - Blanket (currently in posession of roomate)
    1 - T-Shirt that would fit roomate
    0 - Pants of shorts that would fit roomate
    1 - Half quad weed
    2 - Half eaten boxes of Oatmeal Crunch, Maple Nut and Apple Cinnamon respectively..
    1 - Sketchy landlord with a squishy eye

    Take into consideration revenge factors, blackmail factors, as well as just sheer entertainment seeing the locksmith deal with a half naked guy before him.... what prevails?


    You have T-minus 30 mins to decide the roomate's fate.

  2. pr0nstar

    pr0nstar TRIBE Member

    Just fack him and get it over with [​IMG]
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Anything plus the camera!!
    Remember our camera adventure Tina the rave princess?
  4. KiX

    KiX TRIBE Member




    exactly what i was thinking.
  6. Guest

    Guest Guest

    You can throw monkeys at him.
  7. graham

    graham Well-Known Member

    shave him like a monkey
  8. graham

    graham Well-Known Member

    a bald monkey
  9. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    Sea Monkeys!!
  10. Smiley Jo

    Smiley Jo TRIBE Member

    Tina, you make life so fun.
    Everyday is a new adventure for you.

    Joanna [​IMG]
  11. Decepta-Kyle

    Decepta-Kyle TRIBE Member

    I say you...
    Strategically place Corona bottles where the locksmith can se them. Then, put on a big T-shirt yourself (and nothing else) while you carry around a cereal box.

    When the locksmith and landlord show up, randomly hit on either of them while constantly drawing Greg into the conversation
    note: you haven't allowed him to hide in the bathroom or your room.

    This should ensure the maximum embarrassment for Greg and unlimited laughs for you for months to come.

    Agent Mockery
  12. KiX

    KiX TRIBE Member

    Every day IS a new adventure! At least this one doesn't involve park rangers or playing molson indy pit cru.

    I'm not getting any help here though... what should i do? Be nice and help him out or do the obvious thing?

  13. t-boy

    t-boy TRIBE Member

    when the locksmith comes over, take off the towel, flash what yo mama gave ya, suck him off and snowball your roommate with the locksmith's cum

    problem solved
  14. Sassy

    Sassy TRIBE Member

    Do the obvious thing, it would be way more fun.
  15. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Oh set it up so it looks like Greg is trying to seduce the lock smith, place the beer bottle around for the locksmith, if you have candles lit them around the room, and download porno music and blast it.
  16. KiX

    KiX TRIBE Member

    How did i end up half naked in this plan!? [​IMG]

  17. graham

    graham Well-Known Member

    what are these pants of shorts of which you speak?

  18. Heinz57

    Heinz57 TRIBE Member

    you know, you live with the guy..... you're going to have PLENTY of oppurtunities to "be nice" and very few oppurtunities to "embarass the fuck out of" on a grandiose scale..
  19. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    i'm confused, who's locked out of what now?

    but note, tribe ladies (and mofo) will pay you $$$$$ for pictures of a seminude soulheaven.
  20. KiX

    KiX TRIBE Member

    YES. [​IMG]

  21. Jeffsus

    Jeffsus TRIBE Member

    Take pictures and give them to me.
    I am coming over

    if i didnt have this assignment...
  22. Smiley Jo

    Smiley Jo TRIBE Member

    How rude.

    Teens, act as though you are going to totally embarrass him until he is at your mercy and pleading that he will do anything if you just be nice and help him out.

    Then, take advantage later on! [​IMG]
    (Like, make him serve you frozen Daquiris or something..)

    Joanna [​IMG]
  23. Decepta-Kyle

    Decepta-Kyle TRIBE Member

    It only seemed natural. I mean, if there's no risk involved, the fun becomes less.
    Unless, of course, you happen to have leiderhosen lying around then the fun never stops! Leiderhosen for life!!!! Bwahaha.

    Agent Octoberfest
  24. pr0nstar

    pr0nstar TRIBE Member

    Take pictures of him naked and send them to Sunny.

  25. BreakzBroad

    BreakzBroad Well-Known Member

    nice call!! [​IMG] oh, and lots of pictures are necessary.


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