Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by SlipperyPete, Jan 22, 2002.
that site is so sweet I wasnt to crap my pants!
Best Screenplay EVAR!
The Ultimate Battle
Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend
eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair.
Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners.
But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for
sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything.
The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner
alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while
making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.
-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.
I think Highsteppa should buy the rights and direct this one...
He said "pork". hehehehehe.
This thread needs more attention.
god this site cracks me up
this is the only thread worth it's weight on the board today.
**pats self on back**
"-I thought of this script one night right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!"
Best site of all times ....i am going to go pork 500 hot chicks at the same time now muauahahahahaahaha
This site is almost as funny as SuperGreg's!
it's funny because it's true.
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