Ninjas

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by SlipperyPete, Jan 22, 2002.

  1. poker face

    poker face TRIBE Member

    that site is so sweet I wasnt to crap my pants!
     
  2. jmaggs

    jmaggs TRIBE Member

    Best Screenplay EVAR!

    The Ultimate Battle

    Scene 1:

    Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend
    eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair.
    Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners.
    But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for
    sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything.
    The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner
    alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while
    making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

    END

    -While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.

    I think Highsteppa should buy the rights and direct this one...

    He said "pork". hehehehehe.

    Maggs [​IMG]
     
  3. Eclectic

    Eclectic TRIBE Member

    This thread needs more attention.

    Ninjas rule!
     
  4. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    god this site cracks me up
     
  5. SlipperyPete

    SlipperyPete TRIBE Member

    this is the only thread worth it's weight on the board today.

    **pats self on back**
     
  6. Jazz

    Jazz TRIBE Member

    "-I thought of this script one night right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!"

    LOL [​IMG]
     
  7. Lurch

    Lurch TRIBE Member

    Best site of all times ....i am going to go pork 500 hot chicks at the same time now [​IMG] muauahahahahaahaha
     
  8. silver1

    silver1 TRIBE Member

    This site is almost as funny as SuperGreg's!
     
  9. smile

    smile Well-Known Member

    it's funny because it's true.
     

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