my horoscope said something terrible is going to happen to me.

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Guest, Jan 17, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I was reading my horoscope in one of those supermarket tabloids, and said "beware of trucks". WTF is that? Horoscopes are always good things... always!
    If that wasn't weird enough, today I was reading my horoscope and it said "be careful crossing the road on Saturday"

    So it appears I'm supposed to be hit by a truck on Saturday. that sucks....
  2. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    But then every other person under the same astrological sign as you is also facing an impending truck-related mishap?

  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I did a google search for "I'm going to be hit by a truck on saturday", and this is what came up


    I think Osama and the Taliban are out to get me.
  4. Guest

    Guest Guest

    not necessarily.
    The first one, was one of those ones where you have to take the number of letters in your name, subtract 4 is if it's under 7, and blah blah blah.....
  5. daddyiwantchocolate

    daddyiwantchocolate TRIBE Member

    Don't worry heaven.

    I looked up my horoscope a while ago. It was one of the books that combined the chinese/western astro signs. It was fairly old (not one of those cheapo pocket things) and I had borrowed it from a co-worker who was totally into this type of stuff.

    It said:

    "Jan 16 year of the Rat. This is the worst astrological combination of signs to be born under."

    Great. It then went on to explain that Rat-Caps are the meanest assholes on the face of the earth, and to avoid being around rat-caps at all costs.


    methinks the author of the book had an ex-husband who was born under this sign.
  6. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    Open a Word document.
    Type the words: "I'm going to be hit by a truck on Saturday".
    Change font size to 36
    Change font type to webdings.



    This can't be just a coincidence.

    Actually... it looks more like you're going to get hit by a train riding your bike. [​IMG]

  7. Smiley Jo

    Smiley Jo TRIBE Member

    Well I don't know about Horoscopes, but a little while back I got a fortune cookie message given to me that said:

    Love is waiting for you.

    It was right! [​IMG]

    Joanna [​IMG]
  8. Wunderbar

    Wunderbar Well-Known Member

    ^^Still the cutest in the business!

  9. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    while on vacation. and the abulance that comes to get you is going to be hit by a second train which is then going to collide with a subway car.
  10. Hi i'm God

    Hi i'm God TRIBE Member

    Chinese guy 1: "We are out of "You'll find happiness with a new love""

    Chinese guy 2: "Open the "Stick wif your wife" Barrel"
  11. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    But it clearly says party music,
    so it can't be bad..

    Besides.. the truck may be a metaphor for a good batch of weed.

  12. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    haha - it's funny cause it's true [​IMG]

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