Symptoms - (as taken from UCLA Kidney Stone Treatment Center) Asymptomatic (often there are no symptoms at all) - KILL any bastard who is asymptmatic they don't deserve to live the fucking pricks. Acute renal colic (severe colicky flank pain radiating to groin, scrotum, labia) - Well you don't fucking say !!!!! Nausea, vomiting - YUP Restlessness (tryng to find comfortable position to ease the pain) - Wait one second are you suggesting that there is a comfortable position I'm in and out of the washroom every ten minutes and in the fucking fetal position when I'm not. I haven't slipped in three days because of screaming pain not to mention the bloody week where I didn't understand why I was unable to sleep and felt like I had to go to the fucking washroom every hour. Dull pain (ill-defined, lumbar, abdominal, intermittent pain) - "dull pain" are you on fucking smack!!!! Christ this is the most painful experience of my fucking life. Urgency (urge to empty the bladder) - Yeah you forget to mention the pointless aspect of trying go to constantly go to the washroom only to look down and dread the fact that a fucking marbel is going to shoot out of my dick and I'm actually going to pleased when it finally does!!!! Frequency (frequent urination) - Yeah what part of drinking a damn gallon of water a day has to do with this one brainiacs!!! Gross hematuria (blood in urine visible to naked eye, usually there is pain) - "Gross" Hey I have a whole new deffinition of the whole damn concept now!!!! Fever (when complicated by infection) - Well Great this I don't have quite yet!!!! FUCK THIS IS PAINFULL!!!!!