Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Illogistix, Mar 13, 2002.
Although Irish ravers prefer this old classic:
My personal fave has to be this Paddy O'Rouke after-skool-special
What's the definition of an Irish queer?
A guy who likes women better than beer!
rentboy is going to blow your cars up.
this thread gets a big whon whon
what did the irishman call this lawnchair?
<--proud to be irish
The Irish invented booze so that they wouldn't have to bother conquering the world!
Dynovac: The 'Part Irish Setter - Part Pointer' Runaway Supercomputer
dyno, i believe it's more like god invented whiskey to keep the irish from taking over the world.
the irish didn't invent booze!
(not that god invented whiskey either, but shush)
Why did god invent Guiness?
So the Irish wouldn't take over the world
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"
The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."
Ahh the irish
Ancient archeological evidenence indicates that Ireland was a much different place before the discovery of alcohol. Most experts believe it was something like this...
...until one day, Michael McCloed invented a new drink called "whiskey"...
...and the rest, is history.
who the hell cut his line for him??
what a retard!
oh and irish are dumb!
if it's nae scottish, it's crap!
@m. <--proud to also be irish and full of shenanigans.
[ready to break out my kiss me i'm irish shirt and go drinkin']
I've allready broken out all my Irish Perifonalia Only day of the year I use my passport for ID considering I was born in Dublin
"Got any Irish in you?"
"No?, Want some?"
my uncle used to say that.
he was the proudest Irishman ever.
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