Irish T.V. #1 rated show!

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Illogistix, Mar 13, 2002.

  1. Illogistix

    Illogistix TRIBE Member

  2. Illogistix

    Illogistix TRIBE Member

    Although Irish ravers prefer this old classic:

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  3. Illogistix

    Illogistix TRIBE Member

    My personal fave has to be this Paddy O'Rouke after-skool-special

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  4. LoopeD

    LoopeD Well-Known Member

    What's the definition of an Irish queer?



    A guy who likes women better than beer! ;)







    :)d
     
  5. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    rentboy is going to blow your cars up.

    damn stereotypers :p
     
  6. R4V4G3D_SKU11S

    R4V4G3D_SKU11S TRIBE Member

    this thread gets a big whon whon

    what did the irishman call this lawnchair?

    paddy o'furniture

    <--proud to be irish
     
  7. Evil Dynovac

    Evil Dynovac Well-Known Member

    The Irish invented booze so that they wouldn't have to bother conquering the world!

    Dynovac: The 'Part Irish Setter - Part Pointer' Runaway Supercomputer
     
  8. janiecakes

    janiecakes TRIBE Member

    dyno, i believe it's more like god invented whiskey to keep the irish from taking over the world.

    the irish didn't invent booze! :)

    (not that god invented whiskey either, but shush)
     
  9. Temper Tantrum

    Temper Tantrum TRIBE Member

    Why did god invent Guiness?
    So the Irish wouldn't take over the world

    An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"
    The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
    So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
    The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
    The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
    The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
    Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
    The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
    The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."


    Ahh the irish ;)

    ~allie~
     
  10. Stormshadow

    Stormshadow TRIBE Member

    Ancient archeological evidenence indicates that Ireland was a much different place before the discovery of alcohol. Most experts believe it was something like this...

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    ...until one day, Michael McCloed invented a new drink called "whiskey"...
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    ...and the rest, is history.
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  11. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    who the hell cut his line for him??
    what a retard!

    oh and irish are dumb!
    if it's nae scottish, it's crap!
     
  12. Adam Duke

    Adam Duke TRIBE Member

    @m. <--proud to also be irish and full of shenanigans.
     
  13. Cheer Bear

    Cheer Bear TRIBE Member

    [ready to break out my kiss me i'm irish shirt and go drinkin']
     
  14. Boo

    Boo TRIBE Member

    I've allready broken out all my Irish Perifonalia :) Only day of the year I use my passport for ID considering I was born in Dublin :)

    "Got any Irish in you?"

    "No?, Want some?" :D
     
  15. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    my uncle used to say that.
    he was the proudest Irishman ever. :)

    ah yah.

    Johane
     

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