Indiana Jones is a BITCH

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by noahmintz, Mar 11, 2002.

  1. noahmintz

    noahmintz Well-Known Member

    In his movies he always goes on some huge quest for some historical artifact ... however he never gets to keep it in the end
    Therefore he is a bitch

  2. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    it's about the journey, not the reward
  3. kyfe

    kyfe TRIBE Member


    take that back son!

  4. noahmintz

    noahmintz Well-Known Member


    Shut up junior

  5. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    wrong - he is god!
    i love him
  6. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
  7. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    the historical artifacts are not the real *prizes* in the movies.

    in RAIDERS, indy prevents the nazis from getting the ark of the covenant and he gets the ultimate prize, marian.

    in TEMPLE OF DOOM, indy saves all the children of an entire village, crushes the rise of the evil kali-ma, and gets the ultimate prize, willy (the girl).

    in THE LAST CRUSADE, indy re-builds his relationship with his father, saves his father's life, stops the nazis once again, and drinks from the holy grail, thereby obtaining *everlasting life*.

    there is no greater action hero in the history of cinema.
  8. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member


    LOL @ Loki!!!!!
    good one!
  9. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    He gets to sport distressed leather and hang out with angry tribespeople.
  10. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    we all know allan quartermain is the real bitch. a total indy ripoff
  11. ADT

    ADT TRIBE Member

    Indy OWNS
  12. SENSEi

    SENSEi TRIBE Promoter


    Thanks for the pic!!

  13. noahmintz

    noahmintz Well-Known Member

    Sharron Stone was in that

    Some proof that Indiana is a bitch
    RAIDERS - at the very beginning he almost dies to get the golden head thing ... then that other guy takes it from him and Indiana gets chased off by angry tribesmen

    TEMPLE - he falls under the head chiefs spell and becomes his newest BITCH

    CRUSADE - at the beginning when he runs into his house to tell his dad about what he got ... Henry Jones then proceeds to make him stand there and count to 20 ... in Greek ... like the BITCH he is

  14. atomic

    atomic TRIBE Member

    so he must drop by here often.

  15. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    actually, marcus brody is a bit of a bitch in THE LAST CRUSADE.

    he was a great supporting character in RAIDERS - very ominous in all of his scenes.

    in THE LAST CRUSADE, they turn him into a bumbling idiot - downgraded to silly comic relief.
  16. ADT

    ADT TRIBE Member

    yah.. but that guy get his head melted..

    indy doesnt.. he closes his eyes (clever indy!)

  17. noahmintz

    noahmintz Well-Known Member


    Follow me! I know the way!

  18. ADT

    ADT TRIBE Member

    wait a minute... he doesnt get his head melted.. the nazi gets his head melted..

    that guys head catches on fire and explodes! (BEST SCENE EVAH!)



    ps. why dont more movies have exploding heads..
  19. seeker

    seeker TRIBE Member

    scanners. (although i've never seen it. it does seem to be known ubiquitously as "that exploding head movie")
  20. How is he a bitch when he doesn't want to keep the shit so much as put it in a museum?

    From the Ministry of ain't no bitch.

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
  21. noahmintz

    noahmintz Well-Known Member


    George says "You are all bitches!"

  22. George got quite the chin flab

    From the Ministry of like a bib

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
  23. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    he's slowly turning into jabba the hut
  24. noahmintz

    noahmintz Well-Known Member

    Back off ... Indiana is my BITCH

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    Pot kettle black.

    From the Ministry of whipped and no, I won't let this film go.

    Prime Minister Highsteppa

    PS> I take it you've seen We Were Soldiers?

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