Ikea is the devil

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Jeremy Jive, Jan 23, 2002.

  1. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

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    The devil lives in Ikea I swear it. You can not go in there without coming out with a bunch of crap you don't want and can't afford. Its true, its impossible to walk through and not pick up a tonne of stuff you don't need and shouldn't buy.

    The devil owns Ikea.

    jeremy -and shoppers drug mart too- jive
     
  2. Libradragon

    Libradragon TRIBE Promoter

    ha ha ... so fucking true.
     
  3. lucky1

    lucky1 TRIBE Member

    I like how when you get it home and try to put stuff together it is always missing that 1 stupid fitting, but then there is extras of a different one.
     
  4. that 420 guy

    that 420 guy TRIBE Member

    ikea is swedish for 'off by one millimeter"

    - that impressed by their product naming convention guy [​IMG]
     
  5. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    ikea shopping list:

    - welcome mat
    - new plants and plant-holders
    - bathroom stuff
    - bed-stand and light
    - swedish meatballs
     
  6. Fir3start3r

    Fir3start3r TRIBE Member

    Seconds that...
    I was at my friends last night and he just bought these chairs...arguably THE most uncomfortable chairs in the world...
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    He must have been possessed when he bought them...
     
  7. daddyiwantchocolate

    daddyiwantchocolate TRIBE Member

    The people who pack the boxes of furniture aren't exactly mental giants.

    I can open a box that's supposed to contain the parts for a piece of furniture and know with 100% certainty know that something will be missing. Now THAT'S great quality control.
     
  8. daddyiwantchocolate

    daddyiwantchocolate TRIBE Member

    I like the word "know" so much, I insert it randomly in my sentences. Know?
     
  9. Guest

    Guest Guest

    hahah i almost bought one of those chairs on sunday
     
  10. dancechick

    dancechick TRIBE Member

    when i moved to toronto i actually thought about getting those chairs, but then i sat in one and decided it would be a very bad purchase. i know someone who has one and he hates it, it just sits there for show.
    i like ikea, i personally have never had a bad ikea experience. i still have all my furniture from there from like 10 years ago.
    but i dont go shopping there on weekends. must be early to middle week.
     
  11. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I worked at Ikea for a year and a half and i quit cuz it was

    HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL
     
  12. Ditto Much

    Ditto Much TRIBE Member

    Life in a box all assembly required.


    But I admit to having an Ikea Mc'Apartment
     
  13. kodos

    kodos TRIBE Member

    sooooooooooooooooooooo true!

    i'm sick of their stuff but everyone else around me is 100% brainwashed
     
  14. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

    Somebody needs to send that to their ad agency. Thats pure gold. Ikea has great stuff when it fits together right but its usually off in shape and size or its missing pieces.

    jeremy -and its a bitch to return it- jive
     
  15. Ditto Much

    Ditto Much TRIBE Member

    Screws that strip
    drawers that stick

    Rugs that shed
    Chips and nicks
     
  16. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    I know two people that work and worked at the one in North York.
     
  17. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

    Ikea is swedish for:

    Give us all your money
    All your money is belong to ikea
    piece of crap
    sucker
    cheap ass pressboard with fancy vinyl cover

    jeremy -feel free to add to the list- jive
     
  18. Guest

    Guest Guest

    that is the one i worked at
     
  19. Guest

    Guest Guest

    That was the biggest line in the whole store
     
  20. seeker

    seeker TRIBE Member

    i've also heard:
    swedish for "how does this go together?" it's not as funny.
     
  21. seeker

    seeker TRIBE Member

    oohhhh... so *that's* how it's done! [​IMG]

    please ignore this, i'm learning the art of UBB codes. LOL!
     
  22. PinkAngeL

    PinkAngeL TRIBE Member

    Don't forget the $70 delivery charge.
     
  23. CC

    CC TRIBE Member

    hey, some stuff they have is super cheap. compared with other furniture stores, they are so cheap and fairly nice. it's the only place where you can buy half decent stuff that looks cool for an ok price. for example, a kind of cool couch at ikea will cost around 300-400, but at somewhere like the brick/leons you'd have to pay 800 for anything that doesn't look like a pile of shit.

    CC <-still a fan.

    ps. who ever thought those chairs were a good idea?! they just look painful. but as i remembered, they were only $40 or something.
     
  24. Gunark

    Gunark TRIBE Member

    It's all about the Brick yo!
     
  25. Gunark

    Gunark TRIBE Member

    P.S. Don't pay until 2004!!!!!!
     

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