If You Could Shag Any Historical Figure Rotten....

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by KiX, Feb 24, 2002.

  1. Marilyn Munroe before she met Kennedy.


    From the ministry of not really sure, couldn't really be bothered to start looking around in the history books, looking for tail. I'm having enough trouble finding it now.

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
  2. Aphrodite

    Aphrodite TRIBE Member

    the chick who abolished torture in Canadian prisons.

    *slaps desk with metal stick thingy*

    [shakey voice]"IS THIS NORMAL?!"[/shakey voice]
  3. Fir3start3r

    Fir3start3r TRIBE Member

    And you know this how??
  4. Eclectic

    Eclectic TRIBE Member


    Hello Nefratiti!

    Yowza yowza.....
  5. Little1

    Little1 TRIBE Member

    Jackie Onassis in her younger days.
  6. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    early raquel

  7. KiX

    KiX TRIBE Member

    You're weird. :p

    Lucky fuckin girl though! Why, I was just thinking to myself the other day that i'd totally love to do the whole Lancelot/Arthur threesome thing..... hrm, funny. ;)


    PS. Does Robin Hood have an english longbow?? Cuz if not... I dunno...
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2002
  8. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    Antigone because she is the embodiment of female independence and power.. and what is more sexy than taming something beautiful and hostile?

    every man descends from Mars
  9. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    It's a well-known fact... jesus didn't even exist. The onus is on you to prove it, not me to disprove it.
  10. H2Whoa

    H2Whoa TRIBE Member

    MaryAnn from Gilligan's Island
  11. matty

    matty TRIBE Member

    Since someone remided me of her last night, I'd have to say Audrey Hepburn.
  12. Aleks

    Aleks TRIBE Member

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! Audrey Hepburn;)
  13. matty

    matty TRIBE Member


  14. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    Sean Connery in his Bond days... mmmm Sean :)
  15. JEMZ

    JEMZ TRIBE Member

    Yes guy!!!!!!!

    If I was to go back before the 20th century and pick someone I think it would have to be Delilah... I'm pretty sure she'd be a great shag.
  16. Jeffsus

    Jeffsus TRIBE Member

    Margaret Thatcher can be considered historical, can't she?
    I bet she has a steel cunt and cums 10W-30.

  17. Fir3start3r

    Fir3start3r TRIBE Member

    No onus on me.
    So I guess someone should let the 1 Billion Catholics know then huh? Good luck.
  18. Stan

    Stan TRIBE Member

    Don't get him started. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. JUST LET IT GO

    Thank you.
  19. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    if someone had popped the virgin mary's cherry before the immaculate conception, would that have ruined everything?

    or would God have simply picked another virgin?
  20. janiecakes

    janiecakes TRIBE Member

    i wish i was a trapper
    i would give a thousand pelts
    to sleep with pocahontas
    and find out how she felt
    in the morning
    in the fields of green
    in the homeland we've never seen
  21. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    theme song to the porn "pochahooker?"
  22. janiecakes

    janiecakes TRIBE Member

    neil young, sweetie.
  23. labRat

    labRat TRIBE Member

    i'd have to go for a nun, like mother teresa in her younger years. all that pent-up sexual tension would probably explode all over me.

  24. deep

    deep TRIBE Member


  25. Fir3start3r

    Fir3start3r TRIBE Member

    Ewww.....you'd do Neil Young? T-M-I.....(Too Much Info...)

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