If You Could Shag Any Historical Figure Rotten....

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by KiX, Feb 24, 2002.

  1. KiX

    KiX TRIBE Member

    WHO WOULD YOU SHAG???

    And in what form would YOU be??

    Would you be another historical figure to experience the true experience of your love pursuit?? Would you fuck them dirty as yourself?

    Any one person... any time period.... WHO WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO?

    =tina=
     
  2. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    I would have a psycho orgy with: Hitler, Stalin, Genghis Khan, and Idi Amin.
     
  3. SlipperyPete

    SlipperyPete TRIBE Member

    Napoleon up the ass.
    Just to show him who the REAL conqueror is.
     
  4. Temper Tantrum

    Temper Tantrum TRIBE Member

    I'd shag Jesus rotten.

    ~allie~
     
  5. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    Seriously, I really want to fuck Freud's mother.
     
  6. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    Fictional characters not allowed.
     
  7. tobywan

    tobywan TRIBE Member

    Marilyn Monroe.
     
  8. KiX

    KiX TRIBE Member

    MOSES!!! GO FOR MOSES! GET HIM TO PART YOUR LEGS AND THAT RED (haired) SEA OF YOURS BABY!!

    HAWWWWWWW!

    I'm still thinking.

    =tina=
     
  9. SlipperyPete

    SlipperyPete TRIBE Member

    graphic, yet tasteful :p
     
  10. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    For some reason, this reminded me of one of those things that some people say...."I'm always thinking"...

    Now, I can't speak for everyone, but anyone I've asked actually thinks all the time. Ever try to stop thinking? Fucking pink elephants is what it is, ya know?

    Though I do remember being very young and not knowing that other people were thinking all the time. What was I thinking?

    The more I think about it, the less I think I think I know about what I'm thinking I'm trying to say.

    Back to your regularly scheduled fucking thread...
     
  11. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    lol
     
  12. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    joan of arc. she looked like mila jovovich right?
     
  13. Stan

    Stan TRIBE Member

    Cleopatra

    but i'd make her shave her armpit hairs first.
     
  14. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    a manditory hygiene kit is included in this fuck a historical figure time machine, right?
     
  15. ADT

    ADT TRIBE Member

    Grace Kelly (Hands Down!).. they dont make em' like that anymore... grrooorwwrr... :D

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  16. ADT

    ADT TRIBE Member

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    see what I mean...? :eek:

    yah.... almost as stunning as my lovely GF :D

    ^^^ (mandatory safety disclaimer)

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  17. ADT

    ADT TRIBE Member

    attempt #2

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  18. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Darwin, just to show him what a perfectly evolved man is capable of doing.
     
  19. ADT

    ADT TRIBE Member

    :mad: WTF why doesnt the board post images anymore...

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  20. SUNKIST

    SUNKIST TRIBE Member

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    if i was a guy..then Lana Turner
    but since im not...then it would be:
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  21. twist

    twist TRIBE Member

    Penelope daughter of Icarius of Sparta, wife of Odysseus. Hail Sparta. Ya'll best recognize. You can't test a love like hers.

    Julia Augusta wife of Emperor Augustus. Iron fist baby, suck my legions.
     
  22. Decepta-Kyle

    Decepta-Kyle TRIBE Member

    I'd be with my girlfriend as Robin Hood
    Then as King Arthur
    THEN as the final show stopper I'd split myself and then be both King Arthur AND Lancelot and have her be Guinevere and then we'd have a threesome, just the two of us (confused? it makes sense trust me)

    (strangely both Robin Hood and Arthur would look suspiciously like Sean Connery)

    Of course I could just be a nutter but from what I can gather that might not be an altogether bad thing..........hehe
     
  23. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    Helen of Troy, daughter of Zeus and Leda
     
  24. Uncle Bobby

    Uncle Bobby TRIBE Promoter

    I'd give Adam's bitch Eve a run for her money.

    UB.
     
  25. BreakzBroad

    BreakzBroad Well-Known Member

    ^^^ holy shit rob ur funny! I'll gladly distract adam for yea!! haha........

    *jen*
     

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