If a guy has cords on his sunglasses, he's a dick....

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by matty, Feb 23, 2002.

  1. matty

    matty TRIBE Member

    ... If the sunglasses are mirrored, he's probably dangerous.

    - If a man says he has a large penis, he has a small penis. If a man says he has a small penis, he has a small penis.

    - Anything above 87 octane is specially formulated for suckers.

    For other rules of thumb click here -> http://www.thewvsr.com/TheWVSRthumb.htm
     
  2. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    If a man says he doesn't have a penis, he might not be a man.
     
  3. Karim

    Karim TRIBE Member

    Oh no, my entire family are suckers!!

    hahaha

    Karim
     
  4. nebula

    nebula TRIBE Member

    Rule of thumb

    Never play poker with a guy with a gold tooth.
     
  5. matty

    matty TRIBE Member

    I'll add some.

    - Whenever anyone tells you, "It's not you, it's me".......... It's you.

    - If the word URGENT appears in the subject line of an e-mail, you can safely delete it without reading it

    - If an attractive woman starts a conversation with you and is intently interested in every word you say, you are a bouncer and she is not old enough to enter the nightclub.

    - The price of food in a restaurant is directly proportional to the size of their pepper mill

    - if you know the words to any song from "Oklahoma" you're a homosexual.

    - A project will be either 90 percent completed after half the time allotted or half completed after 90 percent of the time allotted. Unfortunately, there's no way to tell which it is until the day before deadline.

    - There's always one person in the office who kills most of Monday morning talking about the movie he saw over the weekend. It is a good idea to avoid that person, and not just on Monday mornings.

    - The less interested you are in talking to a drunk, the more interested they are in talking to you.

    - If someone ends up in an emergency room with a shampoo bottle in their ass and says they slipped in the shower and it ended up there - they are lying.
     
  6. H2Whoa

    H2Whoa TRIBE Member

    Re: Rule of thumb

    haha

    that's toof
     
  7. nebula

    nebula TRIBE Member

    ^^^ oopth... my bag
     

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