[i]nothing a good seinfeld quote thread in italics can't fix[/i]

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by stir-fry, Feb 22, 2002.

  1. ~NoCo~

    ~NoCo~ TRIBE Member

    i say this about 20 times a day!! but, who is it that says it?? i think it's that banya guy but can someone tell me for sure....

    ~ShaRyn~
     
  2. pb4ugo2bed

    pb4ugo2bed TRIBE Member

    If memory serves me......

    Believe it or not George isn't at home.... please leave a message of after the beep. I must be out or I'd answer the phone.....Where could I be?? Beleive it or not George's not home....BEEEEEP
     
  3. AMP

    AMP TRIBE Member

    Pez?
     
  4. vench

    vench TRIBE Promoter

    I hjave this on my pager as my message. I laugh everytime I hear it. Priceless.


    vench <----please leave a message, at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home! Gotta love the Greatest American Hero.
     
  5. vench

    vench TRIBE Promoter

    "I've been partying all night. I saw the sun rise at Liza's"

    "Minelli's???"

    "No.."


    vench <----loves Scarsdale Surprise
     
  6. Soundstream

    Soundstream TRIBE Member

    Yes, it's Kenya Banya.

    From the Festive epsiode ...

    Frank Costanza: "Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe ... I lost my train of thought."

    Cheers ... Ian :)
     
  7. redeyes

    redeyes TRIBE Member

    WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!! YOU'RE THEIR ALL-TIME BEST SELLER!!

    peace
     
  8. vench

    vench TRIBE Promoter

    "so she didn't like the exotic qualities of the salted cured meats?"


    vench <----back to back Seinfeld on FOX now
     
  9. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    you've got 3 pints of Kramer in ya
     
  10. djcheezwhiz

    djcheezwhiz TRIBE Member

  11. Seinfeld dates Kindergarteners

    From the Ministry of he's like Roman Polanski, only not as cerebral, nor as funny

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
     
  12. Che

    Che Well-Known Member

    The road to denial is a long and dangerous one. The price, your soul.
     
  13. Jazz

    Jazz TRIBE Member

    YEAH? WELL I SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE!






    .... his wife's in a comma
     
  14. Jazz

    Jazz TRIBE Member

    But are you master of your domain?

    I am King of the County. You?

    Lord of the Manor.
     
  15. Boo

    Boo TRIBE Member

    NEWMAN!
     
  16. quantumdj

    quantumdj TRIBE Member

    "They shrink in the water! THEY SHRINK IN THE WATER!!"
     
  17. Plato

    Plato TRIBE Member

    "bazooka joe"

    p[l]a+0
     
  18. Cameron

    Cameron TRIBE Member

    back that up, beep,beep,beep.

    beep, beep, beep?
     
  19. Karim

    Karim TRIBE Member

    It's the wood that makes it good jerry, the wood that makes it good

    (They closed a Kenny Rogers Roasters by my house a while back, it blew swiss chalet out of the water. It was sooooooo good, and now it's gone! GONE! )
     
  20. reLOAD

    reLOAD Active Member

    JUMBALAYAH!!!!!!!!!



    Who, who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?!?
     
  21. SUNKIST

    SUNKIST TRIBE Member

    haha this has been my answering machine message on more than 1 occassion..coupled with my angelic singing voice..its gold :)
     
  22. kat

    kat TRIBE Member

    little jerry :)

    thats what i named my chicken, if anyone remembers that..it was a while ago.

    wheres the top of my muffin?

    byebye
    kait
     
  23. nebula

    nebula TRIBE Member

    But I don't wanna look like a pirate!
     
  24. Cri

    Cri TRIBE Member

    I love Seinfield..what a great show :)

    My mind is too jumbled with quotes I can't even pull one out!;)
     
  25. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    "rhymes with a female body part.."

    "mulva..?"
     

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