Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by stir-fry, Feb 22, 2002.
these pretzels are making me thirsty
pretzels man! pretzels!
what you talkin 'bout willis ?
"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little
stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well,
that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to
me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you
want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the
scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about
old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe
we can live without libraries, people like you and me....
Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about
that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch
of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and
wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers.
Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about
overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again.
This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting
his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld...
Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime
buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is
- Lt. Bookman
"Your soooo good lookin"
"High Five" ... .. Puddy rocks.
"Sir, what are you in for?"
"Well, don't steal my jokes!"
"I'm going to cut you."
This week all week, back to back best Seinfeld episodes! It's been a treat for sure...
"I was in the Pool!!!"
he took it.... out?
the only seinfeld quotes i know:
"no soup for you!"
"come back, one year!"
I don't even know where to begin.
"You're not giving away the WaterPik!!!!"
Cheers ... Ian
"Its festivus for the rest of us"
"I'm out there Jerry. And I'm loooovin every minute of it"
"Yup. Cosmo kramer. Meow cats out of the bag"
"Get out *push*"
jeremy -kramer- jive
"The ocean just called - they are all outa shrimp."
"Bald men with no job who live at home with their parents don't approach women" (this one made me laugh sooo hard a few months ago when i re-saw it)
"I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!!!"
Winner, HANDS DOWN!
you put the balm on!!! who told you to put the balm on!!!
"... you never know what a balm's gonna do.. they're unpredictable"
"It's like Sweden Jerry. Sweeeeeden."
"Ever kill anyone Kramer?"
"Do these hands look like they've been soakin' in Ivory liquid"
"it's not a lie, if you believe it"
this is worse than B.O., this is B.B.O."
in response to the ocean called quote....
well the jerk store called and they're out of you!"
"why? You're their all time best seller!"
"yeah? Well I slept with your wife!"
"his wife is in a coma"
vench <------the Bookman quote rules!
yeah? well the jerk store called.... and they're all outta YOU!
somebody doesn't read till the end of the thread.
on another note, there is a storefront on st. clair near dufferin, and it says "Port Henderson Jerk Centre"
what do they sell? does anyone know for real?
"i think it moved"
**slaps $100 bill down on table**
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