[i]nothing a good seinfeld quote thread in italics can't fix[/i]

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by stir-fry, Feb 22, 2002.

  1. stir-fry

    stir-fry TRIBE Member

    these pretzels are making me thirsty
     
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2002
  2. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    pretzels man! pretzels!
     
  3. stir-fry

    stir-fry TRIBE Member

    what you talkin 'bout willis ?
     
  4. Vise

    Vise TRIBE Member

    Serenity now!!!!
     
  5. willis

    willis TRIBE Member

    "Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little
    stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well,
    that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to
    me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you
    want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the
    scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
    thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about
    old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe
    we can live without libraries, people like you and me....
    Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about
    that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch
    of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and
    wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers.
    Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about
    overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again.
    This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting
    his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld...
    Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime
    buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is
    over."
    - Lt. Bookman
     
  6. Silverback

    Silverback TRIBE Member

    "Your soooo good lookin"

    "High Five" ... .. Puddy rocks.
     
  7. graham

    graham Well-Known Member

    "Sir, what are you in for?"

    "Armed Robbery."

    "Well, don't steal my jokes!"

    "I'm going to cut you."
     
  8. R4V4G3D_SKU11S

    R4V4G3D_SKU11S TRIBE Member

    This week all week, back to back best Seinfeld episodes! It's been a treat for sure...

    "I was in the Pool!!!"
     
  9. Aphrodite

    Aphrodite TRIBE Member

    he took it.... out?
     
  10. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    the only seinfeld quotes i know:

    "no soup for you!"

    "come back, one year!"
     
  11. Soundstream

    Soundstream TRIBE Member

    I don't even know where to begin.

    "You're not giving away the WaterPik!!!!"

    Cheers ... Ian :)
     
  12. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

    "Its festivus for the rest of us"

    "I'm out there Jerry. And I'm loooovin every minute of it"

    "Yup. Cosmo kramer. Meow cats out of the bag"

    "Get out *push*"

    "hello newman"

    "hello jerry"

    jeremy -kramer- jive
     
  13. Boo

    Boo TRIBE Member

    Gold Jerry.....GOLD
     
  14. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    "The ocean just called - they are all outa shrimp."
     
  15. French Disco Girl

    French Disco Girl TRIBE Member

    "Bald men with no job who live at home with their parents don't approach women" (this one made me laugh sooo hard a few months ago when i re-saw it) [​IMG]
     
  16. Angeles

    Angeles TRIBE Member

    "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!!!"
     
  17. xtollo

    xtollo TRIBE Member

    Your Batman!
     
  18. Che

    Che Well-Known Member

    LMFAO :D

    Winner, HANDS DOWN!
     
  19. djcheezwhiz

    djcheezwhiz TRIBE Member

    you put the balm on!!! who told you to put the balm on!!!

    jc
     
  20. stir-fry

    stir-fry TRIBE Member

    *lol*

    "... you never know what a balm's gonna do.. they're unpredictable"
     
  21. kennyboy

    kennyboy TRIBE Member

    "It's like Sweden Jerry. Sweeeeeden."

    "Ever kill anyone Kramer?"
    "Do these hands look like they've been soakin' in Ivory liquid"
     
  22. vench

    vench TRIBE Promoter

    "it's not a lie, if you believe it"

    this is worse than B.O., this is B.B.O."

    in response to the ocean called quote....

    well the jerk store called and they're out of you!"

    "why? You're their all time best seller!"

    "yeah? Well I slept with your wife!"

    "his wife is in a coma"


    vench <------the Bookman quote rules!
     
  23. mutslaster

    mutslaster TRIBE Member

    yeah? well the jerk store called.... and they're all outta YOU!

    dammit.

    somebody doesn't read till the end of the thread.

    on another note, there is a storefront on st. clair near dufferin, and it says "Port Henderson Jerk Centre"

    !

    what do they sell? does anyone know for real?
     
  24. tommysmalls

    tommysmalls TRIBE Member

    "i think it moved"
     
  25. djcheezwhiz

    djcheezwhiz TRIBE Member

    **slaps $100 bill down on table**

    "i'm out"
     

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