I Had My First...

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by SUNKIST, Jan 29, 2002.

  1. SUNKIST

    SUNKIST TRIBE Member

    ..harassment in my neighbourhood since ive been here. i was walking home just now, and some girl told me she thought i was hot. which is all fine and dandy, i take the compliment and continue walking. she catches up with me and starts blabbing about fashion or something, and starts singing to me..like serenading me. i finally get to my building, and she gives me a dollar for my time with her???....i knew the lycra mini and stiletto heels were a bad idea [​IMG]but the truly sad thing..i was only worth a dollar to her [​IMG]
     
  2. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    im sorry to hear that weins
     
  3. TaCk OnE?

    TaCk OnE? TRIBE Member

    who are you, Claudia Schiffer?

    why would ANYONE follow you down the street talking about fashion and then pay you a dollar?

    that's FAAAAAAKED.
     
  4. ThePlunger

    ThePlunger TRIBE Member

    Nice! [​IMG]
     
  5. Tonedeff

    Tonedeff TRIBE Member

    I bid two dollars!
     
  6. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    I've been harassed quite a few times walking down that street.. especially coming back from the radio show late at night..

    -OTIS
     
  7. vinder

    vinder TRIBE Member

    i'd give you at least a buck fitty
     
  8. TaCk OnE?

    TaCk OnE? TRIBE Member

    wow, you must be some hot mama.

    the bid keep going up and up and up here.

    why would someone serenade you exactly?
    what are you on about?
     
  9. Tonedeff

    Tonedeff TRIBE Member

    I bid 10 billion dollars.
     
  10. TaCk OnE?

    TaCk OnE? TRIBE Member

    [​IMG]


    this is getting serious.
     
  11. SUNKIST

    SUNKIST TRIBE Member

    what are you on about? just come out and say it already..you want me.
    obviously she was crazy..does this sound like normal behaviour to you!?
     
  12. Tonedeff

    Tonedeff TRIBE Member

    and I throw in a signed copy of I Can't Think of a Funny Title, But Boy Was My Sister a Shithead, the autobiography of William Keane Jr.
     
  13. ila

    ila TRIBE Member

    lol

    that seems to be the theme of this thread.
     
  14. TaCk OnE?

    TaCk OnE? TRIBE Member

    you do have a really nice type face.

    but I don't usually date posts on the internet.

    maybe you should have given HER a dollar...she could have spent it on "fashion" which is what most crazy people want...either that or to eat your skin.

    better yet, to make "fashion" from your skin

    now that's worth a dollar!


    lol
     
  15. SUNKIST

    SUNKIST TRIBE Member

    she wasnt homeless crazy...just fucked up..she was dressed trendy and stuff..and told the homeless guy by my house the ol limrick "there once was a man from nantucket".....claaaaaaassy
     
  16. Tonedeff

    Tonedeff TRIBE Member

    I've dated a few posts in my day. It can be awkard introducing them to friends and family but at least they don't talk back.
     
  17. TaCk OnE?

    TaCk OnE? TRIBE Member


    If I dated a post, our song would be "lean on me" and I'd encourage her to work for the post office, and to post on the internet a lot, and to do everything after the fact so that she was allways post-this and post-that, and we'd eat post brand cerial every morning, and she'd give me a post in my pants when we got close, and the black light posters in our room would set the mood for the lovemaking on our four poster bed, and we'd live happily ever after.
     
  18. Tonedeff

    Tonedeff TRIBE Member

    nice post
     
  19. MBoy

    MBoy TRIBE Member

    GOLD
     
  20. Guest

    Guest Guest

    what you need is a pimp. If I was there I would have got you at least $20 after my cut, and I wouldn't have even bitch slapped you [​IMG]
     
  21. MalGlo

    MalGlo TRIBE Member

    Maybe she was asking for change? [​IMG]

    Dave
     
  22. Libradragon

    Libradragon TRIBE Promoter

    postscript: good to see tack one's back. [​IMG]
     
  23. gRoOviegurl

    gRoOviegurl TRIBE Member

    what street are you guys talking about?

    That is scary,,,speshially when it's a girl.......Why? Cos' it's just weird that's all...

    *shudder*
     
  24. LeoGirl

    LeoGirl TRIBE Member

    lol....

    hey, that makes the most sense.

    CRAZY GIRL: Wow, that's a really cool mini skirt, got change for a dollar?

    SUNKIST: Uh, ya... A dollar!! Sure I could use a dollar. Thanks.

    [​IMG]
     
  25. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    My GF used to live in her APT before Lori did, it's Church & Wellesley, so boys town basically.
    So I'd come hom from the radio show at 4 am twice a week and always get harrased by the nighties, the best was the dude asking for change cuz he was starting a new Job in the morning and wanted to get a hotel to wash up.. it was a wednesday night.. who starts a new job on a thursday.. and is still up at 4 am. And without fail everytime I'd go get my morning coffee on the weekends I always got the wistles n hoots everytime I'd walk by the dogpark just down the road by the boys always congregating in that spot.

    Although all that went on.. it was still alot safer neighborhood than most.. the community there is pretty tight although it gets it's fair share of oddies cuz a halfway house is located just down the road.

    -OTIS
     

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