Hugest European conspiracy just uncovered...

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by PosTMOd, Mar 9, 2002.

  1. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    They are taking over the world, I think. Fuck thinking the Jews are running the media and Hollywood... I have listed the heads of European countries below, and they are all CHRISTIAN.

    Holy shit!

    Albania: President Rexhep MEJDANI, Prime Minister Ilir META
    Andorra: Co-Princes: Bishop Joan Marti ALANIS, and Jacques CHIRAC Prime Minister Marc Molne FORNE
    Austria: President Thomas KLESTIL Chancellor Wolfgang SCHUESSEL
    Belarus: President Alaksandr LUKASHENKA Prime Minister Uladzimir YARMOSHYN
    Belgium: King Albert II Prime Minister Guy VERHOFSTADT
    Bosnia and Herzegovina: National Presidency: Alija IZETBEGOVIC (Muslim), Zivko RADISIC (Serb), Ante JELAVIC (Croat)
    Bulgaria: President Petar STOYANOV Prime Minister Ivan KOSTOV
    Croatia: President Stjepan MESIC Prime Minister Ivica RACAN
    Cyprus: President Glafcos CLERIDES Deputy Minister to the President Pandelis KOUROS
    Czech Republic: President Vaclav HAVEL Prime Minister Milos ZEMAN
    Denmark: Queen Margrethe II Prime Minister Poul Nyrup RASMUSSEN
    Estonia: President Lennart MERI Prime Minister Mart LAAR
    Finland: President Tarja HALONEN AHTISAARI Prime Minister Paavo LIPPONEN
    France: President Jacques CHIRAC Prime Minister Lionel JOSPIN
    Germany: President Johannes RAU Chancellor Gerhard SCHROEDER
    Greece (Hellenic Republic): President Konstandinos STEFANOPOULOS Prime Minister Konstandinos SIMITIS
    Holy See: Pope John Paul II (Karol WOJTYLA) Secretary of State Cardinal Angelo SODANO
    Hungary: President Ferencz MADL Prime Minister Viktor ORBAN
    Iceland: President Olafur Ragnar GRIMSSON Prime Minister David ODDSSON
    Ireland: President Mary MCALEESE Prime Minister Bertie AHERN
    Italy: President Carlo Azeglio CIAMPI Prime Minister Giuliano AMATO
    Latvia: President Vaira VIKE-FREIBERGA Prime Minister Andris BERZINS
    Liechtenstein: Prince Hans-Adam II Mario FRICK
    Lithuania: President Valdas ADAMKUS Prime Minister Andrius Kubilius
    Luxembourg: Grand Duke Jean Prime Minister Jean-Claude JUNCKER
    Macedonia: President Boris TRAJKOVSKI Prime Minster Ljubco GEORGIEVSKI
    Malta: President Guido DE MARCO Prime Minister Edward FENECH-ADAMI
    Moldova: President Petru LUCINSCHI Prime Minister Dimitru BRAGHIS
    Monaco: Prince Rainier III Minister of State Patrick LECLERCQ
    Netherlands: Queen of the Netherlands Princess Beatrix of the Netherlands Prime Minister Willem (Wim) KOK
    Norway: King Harald V Prime Minister Jens STOLTENBERG
    Poland: President Aleksander KWASNIEWSKI Prime Minister Jerzy BUZEK
    Portugal: President Jorge SAMPAIO Prime Minister Antonio GUTERRES
    Romania: President Emil CONSTANTINESCU Prime Minister Mugur ISARESCU
    Russia: President Vladimir PUTIN Prime Minister Mikhail KASYANOV
    San Marino Captain Regents (Joint Chiefs of State): Lois FRANCINI, and Alberto CECCHETTI
    Slovakia: President Rudolf SCHUSTER Prime Minister Mikulas DZURINDA
    Slovenia: President Milan KUCAN Prime Minister Janez DRNOVSEK
    Spain: King Juan Carlos I de BORBON y BORBON Prime Minister Jose Maria AZNAR
    Sweden: King Carl XVI Gustaf Prime Minister Goran PERSSON
    Switzerland: President Adolf OGI Chancellor Annemarie HUBER-HOTZ
    Ukraine: President Leonid KUCHMA Prime Minister Ivan PLUSHCH
    United Kingdom: Queen Elizabeth II Prime Minister Tony BLAIR
    Yugoslavia: President Slobodan MILOSEVIC Prime Minister Momir BULATOVIC
     
  2. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    THIS JUST IN:

    George W. Bush is a Christian too... oh, we are fucked....
     
  3. I predict this thread will be

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    By deep. :)

    From the Ministry of look what I found

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
     
  4. madnezz

    madnezz TRIBE Member

    *LMAO* @ postmod... oh geez, too funny

    adios
    Laura
     
  5. Bass-Invader

    Bass-Invader TRIBE Member

    I never would have thought!!:eek:
     
  6. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    I just received his IQ scores... he got 72... borderline RETARDED.

    Actually, I'm pretty sure there is a high (like 0.9) correlation between mental retardation and Christianity. Looking into it.... back with more groundbreaking news soon.
     
  7. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    Half the population of the world has...

    BELOW AVERAGE I.Q....

    It's true... and it's tautological.
     
  8. madnezz

    madnezz TRIBE Member

    postmod you should work for CNN... *grin*

    adios
    Laura
     
  9. Guest

    Guest Guest

    And half has above average and that one guy sits right in the middle of us all on his thrown of mediocredom.

    The world is fucking fucked up man.
     
  10. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    I think you mean "throne of mediocrity", and we all now know on which side of the throne you are sitting.
     
  11. Guest

    Guest Guest

    LOL!
     
  12. madnezz

    madnezz TRIBE Member

    ^^^^ *LMAO*

    hahhahahaha you got told josh

    adios
    Laura
     
  13. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    josh's grammar is perfectly cromulant
     
  14. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I was just trying to communicate in the grammar of the below-average half, cos many of em trudge through these parts.

    Myself notwithstanding, of course.
     
  15. JOSH = [​IMG]

    From the Ministry of going nuts with google

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
     
  16. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Eggcellent google skillz James you twat.
     
  17. You just need the stache bro :)

    From the Ministry of still looking

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
     
  18. Guest

    Guest Guest

    JIB - leave this one alone. Please.
     
  19. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    There is a country called Andora? Cool.

    I thought it was a type of cat.
     
  20. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    haha
     
  21. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I thought it was a type of hat.

    Mind you, my grammar is pisspoor.
     
  22. Plato

    Plato TRIBE Member

    isnt andora a material? as in andora sweater?

    p[l]a+0
     
  23. dlerium88

    dlerium88 TRIBE Member

    Andora is a country....Angora is the sweater material *sheesh* and you call yourself a fashion whore!!!
     
  24. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    I wonder if they wear fedoras in adora? Or if they look like andorians....

    [​IMG]
     
  25. Pyrovitae

    Pyrovitae TRIBE Member

    tautology must be your new favourite word, timo.:p i've seen you use it or a derivitative three times in the past week. ("i don't mean to walk around in circles, walk around in circles walk around in.")

    so answer me this, friend. chicken and the egg debate...existential tautology or schrodinger's cat theory in disguise?

    *muah*
    ~N
     

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