Greeting cards we would like to see

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Sassy, Jan 16, 2002.

  1. Sassy

    Sassy TRIBE Member

    A friend just sent me this email, I thought it was pretty funny - enjoy!

    Subject:  Cards we would like to see
     
    Things you can't say with Hallmark

    "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help
    but wonder:  What the fuck was I thinking?"

    "Congratulations on your wedding day!
    Too bad no one likes your wife."

    "How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?"

    "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
    After having met you, I've changed my mind."

    "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.
    I never believed in Hell until I met you."

    "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."

    "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."

    "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me.
    Like the need for therapy..."

    "Thanks for being a part of my life!!!
    I never knew what evil was before this!"

    "Congratulations on your promotion.
    Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

    "Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
    > > >> >

    "Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Life like!

    "We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits."

    "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."

    "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
    Did you ever find out who the father was?"

    "You are such a good friend that if we were
    on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket....I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

    "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Kentucky)
     
  2. skyparty

    skyparty TRIBE Member



    AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE!

     
  3. pr0nstar

    pr0nstar TRIBE Member

    Tehehehe
     

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