Ever since postmod made the analogy...

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by madnezz, Feb 28, 2002.

  1. madnezz

    madnezz TRIBE Member

    ... of ten people spitting urine at me when I flush the toilet, I just havent felt totally comfortable peeing.

    Know what I mean??

    adios
    Laura
     
  2. futronic

    futronic TRIBE Member

    No, I have no idea what you mean. Did you want to explain?

    -- Jay aka Fut
     
  3. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    I like Pie.
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  4. madnezz

    madnezz TRIBE Member

    *L* oh, well, Timo was talking about how when you flush the toilet, the amount of water and whatever else was in the toilet that gets thrown up at you is really quite disgusting.

    He said that it was like ten people spitting urine at you every time you flush! And he acted it out too, and now I just dont fell 100% comfortable peeing!!!!

    (this was a sketchy conversation at the cottage, but as you can see, it's been on my mind since!!!)

    adios
    Laura
     
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  6. The Watcher

    The Watcher TRIBE Member

    Umm... ok... solution,... stand up before flushing. Tada, problem solved!

    -Nickers - Hovering is a bitch
     
  7. [- FuNKtiOn -]

    [- FuNKtiOn -] TRIBE Member

    easy enough.
    stand up, then flush.
    problem solved.
     
  8. [- FuNKtiOn -]

    [- FuNKtiOn -] TRIBE Member

    the similarity between the last 2 post is eerie.
     
  9. futronic

    futronic TRIBE Member

    Laura, I still don't get it. Can you explain it again?

    -- Jay aka Fut

    P.S. I also like pie.
     
  10. Plato

    Plato TRIBE Member

    stand up close lid then flush

    what dosnt get on you will get on your toothbrush if you dont close the lid.
    its also wise to put your toothbrush as far away from the toilet as possible.

    p[l]a+0
     
  11. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    yes, yes, yes, everybody who took grade 10 science knows that when you flush a toilet, the flushing action propels some of the liquid into the air effectively coating everything in a 6 foot radius in toliet water/urine.

    if this bothers you, put the seat down befor flushing. keep your toothbrush far from the toilet. and clean your bathroom regularly.
     
  12. The Watcher

    The Watcher TRIBE Member

    Hahaha... How many times has my roommate had to go buy a new toothbrush because he always put it on the counter beside the Toilet... and my cats come by and push it off the counter, right into the bowl!

    I love my Cats.... little buggers.

    -Nickers
     
  13. madnezz

    madnezz TRIBE Member

    I think you guys are ALL missing the point!

    ---> Timo acted out ten people spitting urine out at me from the toilet bowl!!!! <---

    adios
    Laura
     
  14. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    ewww - and describing it as "spitting" it at you makes it even grosser.
    mmm spitting urine - lovely
     
  15. futronic

    futronic TRIBE Member

    Did you give a light show with yellow glow sticks for extra effect?

    -- Jay aka Fut

    P.S. I still like pie.
     
  16. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    the real problem....

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  17. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    madskillz

    hahahahaha

    oh boy
     
  18. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    thanks, it's acually my first effort in the 'photoshop wars' department....and i don't even have photshop, i used ms paint :D
     
  19. graham

    graham Well-Known Member

    that's why you win, the crappier, the better
     
  20. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

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    jeremy -toilet humour- jive
     

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