Cougar Club Crawl

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Bumbaclat, Jan 20, 2002.

  1. Bumbaclat

    Bumbaclat TRIBE Member

    Just saw this on Life Network.

    A group of about 45 women on a yellow school bus with a banner saying "Cougar Club Crawl".

    Cougar Cub = 25-30
    Puma = 30-40
    Cougar = 40+

    A few of them went home with guys, one was all over the bus driver.

    Their leader was a tad .....uuumm... promiscuous. I don't think she's capable of opening her mouth without a sexual innuendo.

    The Tribe ladies should open a Toronto chapter. [​IMG]

  2. JEMZ

    JEMZ TRIBE Member

    Going coug-in'... ah a good, wholsome past-time. I couldn't imagine an organized tour though. Do you suppose there are member fees? Elections? Do they retire numbers? Publish a newsletter?

    "Aged 18 years... just the way I like it"
    Jamie [​IMG]
  3. Ditto Much

    Ditto Much TRIBE Member

    no no

    They're "Alley Cats" not as big kind of funny looking. Mistake them just once for a domesticated one and let it into your home and everything gets all shredded up.

    Alley Cat
  4. Bumbaclat

    Bumbaclat TRIBE Member

    This was the Cougar Clubs breakdown, not mine.
  5. Temper Tantrum

    Temper Tantrum TRIBE Member

    25 is a cougar cub?!?!??!

    Yowza, that's only a few years off [​IMG]

  6. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

    The infamous cougar must comply with certain requirements.

    1. Tight jeans (the more faded the better)
    2. Bear claw (large hairsprayed bangs)
    3. Camel toe (see number 1)

    jeremy -old enough to be mom, good enough for the prom- jive
  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Don't forget
    4. Hungry ass
  8. tobywan

    tobywan TRIBE Member

    no comment.
  9. CC

    CC TRIBE Member

    i have a thing for cougar cubs.... it seems to be the perfect age.

  10. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member

    LOL cameltoe...

    there's a pretty sweet MILF across the street from it girl, work it!!

  11. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    [​IMG] - yay you!

    25 is a cougar cub [​IMG]?
    good lord I knew I was old but I thought I still had a ways to go before I was part of this.
    time to live up to the name [​IMG]!!
  12. Sassy

    Sassy TRIBE Member

    That is exactly what I was thinking? I never thought I would be a cougar or "cougar cub". Want to start a club Cheeka? [​IMG], I nominate DaddyIwantcockalot as our leader! [​IMG]
  13. statira

    statira TRIBE Member

    i watched the show as well, i think one girl was 22, but the rest were in their late 30s early 40s.

    The leader of the group was nasty! They mostly preyed on younger men to be their one night playtoys! Although a few who were married were just looking to have a good times with the girls...i hope to god i never become a cougar!

  14. H2Whoa

    H2Whoa TRIBE Member

    T.O. Cougar HQ - The Chicken Deli
  15. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    I don't know why they even group under 35's with the rest of the cougars.

    Cougars are by definition girls past their age who still like to think they've got it. Including the youngens defeats the whole purpose IMO.

    And *lol* at Allie, you know you're headed for cougar-dom when you're 40. Don't fight it. [​IMG]

  16. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    hee hee - agreed [​IMG]
    She just got the handbook for her bday... I knew it would come in handy Val [​IMG]!
  17. CC

    CC TRIBE Member

    i think that part of being a cougar cub is that you must chase younger men. say somewhere near the age of 22. [​IMG]

  18. daddyiwantchocolate

    daddyiwantchocolate TRIBE Member

    Har har.

    ( [​IMG])

    Yah, I'll be the leader of the cougar cubs, as long as you both realize that you're in the club with me.

    Now who's laughing?!?!?


    The book's great Cheeka, however I'm a little embarrassed to haul it out on the train for a read. There was actually a cute guy sitting next to me today. Could you imagine?!?
  19. CC

    CC TRIBE Member

    you could have used the book to pick up.

  20. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    haha - actually that has been the trend the last few months [​IMG]

    hmmm - I guess I am a cougar cub!
    I had no idea [​IMG]
  21. daddyiwantchocolate

    daddyiwantchocolate TRIBE Member

    Me caressing his thigh wouldn't do it?
  22. pr0nstar

    pr0nstar TRIBE Member

    Is there such thing as a male cougar? [​IMG]

  23. t-boy

    t-boy TRIBE Member

    I thought cougars were simply older women who like younger men..

    Since I was 15, I've wanted to be with an older woman.. ok not to be, more like to fuck around. The idea of an older woman still seems very very appealing.

    High testosterone, money (haha hopefully), and, like Tearer said, a hungry ass. I can't help it, I like promiscuous women. Yumm.

    Age ain't nothin but a numba [​IMG]
  24. g0nz0

    g0nz0 TRIBE Member

    when looking for these specimens in waterloo, one should always attend the 'flying cougar' aka the flying dog...there is definetly no shortage there...and its open season on all the game...

  25. Ditto Much

    Ditto Much TRIBE Member

    No all men are dogs, all women are pussies. Now there are different varieties of the feline speices, some more preditory than others.

    Cougar Cub is just gay its an alley cat.

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