Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Jeremy Jive, Jan 21, 2002.
Excuse me, do you have a spare poo ticket?
jeremy -time for some yankee bashin- jive
Daddy, Do you want some Sausage?
How exactly do you spell "dubyah" anyhow?
i think the american people want justice on the rold gold company for making an attempt on my life. this is an attack on america.
"Tampax goes where?"
"You mean I have to chew the pretzel before swallowing?"
"Hey is that an airplane?"
"you mean i'm not allowed to bring back slavery?!"
"I did not have sexual relations with Osama Bin Laden"
Can you smell that? Ooh, anyone gotta napkin?
jeremy -still going and going- jive
'Where's the Man in the Yellow Hat?'
"We know the race is not to the swift nor the battle to the strong. Do you not think an angel rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm?"
Osama Bin Laden! hell where's Osama Been Hiddin'?
jeremy -afghany joke master- jive
"man, i really wish i had some blow right now"
"And see... you just go like this.
Now you try Monica."
"And in closing open bracket look thoughfully towards audience close braket my fellow Americans emphisize americans...Man, this speech just plain sucks!!!!"
From the Ministry of he's reading the parts he shouldn't be...
Prime Minister Highsteppa
That little voice in my head says "Boy you can see for miles in here".
"It's spelled D-E-M-O-C-R-A-C-Y, and it means you do what I say. Neat, huh?"
In other news, McDonald's gets a new clown. When asked why the president was chosen, a reliable source comments, "We were looking for innovative ways to market to America's children. What better way than to have a mascot that relates to them on their level?"
"sure i did coke at my father's inauguration,
but that was a 'youthful indiscretion ',
now i'm the president and i'm tough on crime,
so if you get caught with some we'll throw your crack addicted ass in jail,
that not hypocrisy, that's politics."
Ghh--- -- - aaa---- *choke* --- glaaa ---- eer---- 'elp
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