A new holiday for men?

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Chris, Mar 7, 2002.

  1. Chris

    Chris Well-Known Member

    With all this chitter chatter about a new holiday, aka prime minister day, I thought I should share this forward from my Dad who thought this was quite funny-the dirty old man I tell ya, shame on him.



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    THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I'VE HEARD IN A
    LONG TIME

    Every 14th of February you get the
    chance to display your fondness

    for your wife or girlfriend by
    showering her with gifts, flowers,

    dinner, shows and any other baubles
    that women find romantic. Every

    Valentine's Day you rack your brains
    for that one special, unique

    gift that will show your wife or
    girlfriend that you really love

    them more than anything. Now ladies,
    I'll let you in on a little

    secret.... guys really don't enjoy this
    that much. Sure seeing that

    smile on your face when we get it right
    is priceless, but that smile

    is the result of weeks of blood, sweat
    and consideration. Another

    secret.... guys feel left out. That's
    right... left out. There's

    no special holiday for the ladies to
    show their appreciation for the

    men in their life. Men as a whole are
    either too proud or just too

    embarrassed to admit it.



    Which is why a new holiday has been
    created.



    March 20th is now officially "Steak and
    Blowjob Day". Simple,

    effective and self-explanatory.... this
    holiday has been created so

    you ladies finally have a day to show
    your man just how much you

    love him. No cards, no flowers, no
    special nights on the town - the

    name of the holiday explains it all....
    just a steak and a BJ.

    That's it.



    Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's
    Day and Steak and Blowjob Day

    will usher in a new age of love as men
    everywhere will try THAT much

    harder in February to ensure a more
    memorable March! It's like a

    perpetual love machine.



    The word is already beginning to
    spread, but as with any new idea,

    it needs a little push to start the
    ball rolling. So spread the

    word, and help bring love and peace to
    this crazy world.

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    Discuss:D
     
  2. pr0nstar

    pr0nstar TRIBE Member

    What do you mean discuss?

    Only two weeks left, the bitch better go out and get some nice Filet Mignon :D

    pr0nstar
     
  3. Ditto Much

    Ditto Much TRIBE Member

    First tuesday of everymonth is male pms day.

    Whatever you do on the first tuesday of every month simply doesn't count. You were acting on your hormones you were bloated tense whatever, but it doesn't matter what you say or what you do, others around you must forgive you not the other way around :)





    Steak and BlowJob day, damn thats a holiday worthy of a work vacation.
     

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