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A graphic question: strap-ons for guys?

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by MoFo, Mar 14, 2002.

  1. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    A little question since I find Tribe to be so resourceful when it comes to little things like this.

    So I wanna offer a dude the chance to do me up an orifice. But I don't do the whole anal thing cuz, well, frankly, it's the pits. I mean, I don't sleep around much (Kenny, not a word!) so I don't have much practice under my belt (so to speak).

    So. Is there a strap-on orifice for me to wear? Like, I just thought about this tonight and there's gotta be some kind of thing to put on my stomach or groinal area.

    That way, I can enjoy the intimacy of having a dude on me and be able to offer them something in return since most guys I am intimate with tend to be used to girls.

    I won't even be technically having sex at all! I think it's brilliant but does it exist?

    Signed RIGHT HAND CRAMP from Wyoming. :D
     
  2. Where's the graphic?

    From the Ministry of pikchurs

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
     
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Must.......resist.........snarky..........comment!
     
  4. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    fuck off
     
  5. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    Dude, just think about me in bed with a strap on vagina being fucked by a husky guy wearing nothing but Fila socks.
    Isn't a mental picture enough?
     
  6. No.

    From the Ministry of pikturs I SAID pikturs

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
     
  7. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    If I had pictures, I wouldn't be asking if this thing actually exists, James.
     
  8. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    I think this thread might deter some lurkers from coming up to me at places and going, "Hi. You're MoFo right? Nice to meet you."

    .......
    ...
    ....
    ... or not.... hmm...
     
  9. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    I said fuck off
     
  10. Bass-Invader

    Bass-Invader TRIBE Member

  11. Syntax Error

    Syntax Error Well-Known TRIBEr


    i'm verrrry intrigued!!!!!
     
  12. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    Deep, outbursts at me aren't going to get me a strap-on orifice any faster.
     
  13. pr0nstar

    pr0nstar TRIBE Member

    LOL!

    You're my #1 homo Sunny. I so hope you ditch your friend for Nelly and we can go together...

    And I still get how you can not be having sex... its' just wrong.
    Sex is good...

    pr0nstar
     
  14. Bass-Invader

    Bass-Invader TRIBE Member

    remember those portable holes in roger rabbit?

    what the hell...why am i encouraging this??

    dammit..i lose again.
     
  15. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    #1 Homo I am :D but yeah, I can ditch my best friend of 16 years, rob him of his Christmas gift so that we can go together. Done and done. :rolleyes:

    There's a second block of tix, Kenny! That's why I called you!!!
     
  16. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    eww
     
    Last edited: Mar 14, 2002
  17. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Masking tape and a sandwich bag
     
  18. Bass-Invader

    Bass-Invader TRIBE Member

  19. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    Exactly! Fuck off
     
  20. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Fuck the fuckstick. Ask for deep's help. You won't feel a thing.
     
  21. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    Jay, because of your edit, I had to change my response too.

    I'm asking a serious question here.
    If the chicks can have a vibrator thread, then I can have this one.
     
  22. Syntax Error

    Syntax Error Well-Known TRIBEr

    lube up your inner thighs, bend over, press thighs together = ghetto strap-on orifice?
     
  23. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    You'd think 3M and Zip-Loc would merge together to make a strap-on orifice, eh?
     
  24. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    How would you know, smartass?
     
  25. Guest

    Guest Guest

    lay there praying.
     

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