How many times a day? Masterbation!!

ibiza911 · 11-18-2009, 08:36 PM

I am an animal, I truely believe I have one of the highest sex drives in southwestern Ontario. Once in the morning, once on my hour lunch and once after my shift is done and If I play my cards right I nail the SO. I would say I've been getting off at least 3x since I learned what masturbation was so like 16yrs old.

Every girl that walks by me in the office I want to uterus plow, strange? and they are nice mature divorced looking women!!

praktik · 11-18-2009, 08:37 PM

atta boy!

Just watch out for RSI's..

Flashy_McFlash · 11-18-2009, 08:38 PM

Best 154th post ever

saskboy · 11-18-2009, 09:22 PM

is this mofo's troll account?

and explain me the lunch hour thing

groovespinna · 11-18-2009, 09:23 PM

the spelling error makes it cute.

groovespinna · 11-18-2009, 09:25 PM

wait, you didnt jerk off until age 16?
I had medals and merit badges at 7.

MoFo · 11-18-2009, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saskboy

is this mofo's troll account?

WHAT? Why would this be my troll account? I want nothing to do with uteruses or Ibiza for that matter.

First of all, I have never jerked off at work compared to 90% of people I've surveyed. To be honest, I don't I know one person who hasn't jerked off at work (including women).

Oh wait, I know two guys who haven't. That's it.

I bet bathrooms are splattered with DNA.

And second of all:

hot.

zoo · 11-19-2009, 02:27 PM

16 eh

rawd · 11-19-2009, 02:40 PM

I'm sixteen, and I don't know what I want
Sixteen, I just don't know what I want
Sixteeeeen
I gotta get away
Sixteeeeen
I gotta get out of this place
I'll go runnin in outer space
Oh yeahhh

The Peej · 11-19-2009, 03:15 PM

It comes and goes in spurts for me

lok · 11-19-2009, 10:55 PM

I never jerk off anymore. I just save it for the next fuck

Incrimin8 · 11-20-2009, 01:41 PM

^ I could never do that....2 days max. this shit's poison in my body and it's got to get OUT !!

lok · 11-20-2009, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incrimin8

^ I could never do that....2 days max. this shit's poison in my body and it's got to get OUT !!

ghaleon · 11-20-2009, 06:44 PM

hah. once a day for sure... if I save it I'll be super horny.

Incrimin8 · 11-20-2009, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lok

I gathered that. different paths, same conclusion

lok · 11-21-2009, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incrimin8

I gathered that. different paths, same conclusion

Haha thats not even what i meant really, I guess I am just at the point now where id rather save up for good marathons.. but it really does depend how busy you are to stay distracted until the right time comes knocking.

[SQUARE] · 11-21-2009, 08:30 PM

"uterus plow" kinda makes me wanna vomit but I guess thats what I get for coming into the guys stuff forum.

groovespinna · 11-21-2009, 09:12 PM

the views of ibiza911 are his own and do not reflect the general views and platforms of the guys stuff forum.

KillaLadY · 11-30-2009, 03:39 PM

16 = masterbation
16 and over = masturbation

derek · 11-30-2009, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [SQUARE]

"uterus plow" kinda makes me wanna vomit but I guess thats what I get for coming into the guys stuff forum.

he's that big!

Bass-Invader · 11-30-2009, 04:12 PM

oh my, is it a really common thing to jerk off at work?

lok · 11-30-2009, 04:32 PM

extremely

FreaknBigPanda · 12-08-2009, 01:55 PM

I have never jerked off at work... I'm not sure how I would do it. I've thought about it, but we just have public bathrooms with stallsm and what if somebody heard me? Too risky man... too risky.

lok · 12-08-2009, 04:40 PM

Too risky? Thats nothing compared to actually fucking in the washroom stall!

WestsideWax · 12-09-2009, 06:14 AM

too much of a good thing

11-18-2009, 08:36 PM	#1
ibiza911 Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 155	How many times a day? Masterbation!! I am an animal, I truely believe I have one of the highest sex drives in southwestern Ontario. Once in the morning, once on my hour lunch and once after my shift is done and If I play my cards right I nail the SO. I would say I've been getting off at least 3x since I learned what masturbation was so like 16yrs old. Every girl that walks by me in the office I want to uterus plow, strange? and they are nice mature divorced looking women!!

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11-18-2009, 08:37 PM	#2
praktik TRIBE Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Up ur nose and around the corner! Posts: 8,024	atta boy! Just watch out for RSI's..

11-18-2009, 08:38 PM	#3
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11-18-2009, 09:22 PM	#4
saskboy TRIBE Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Feeling Michelangelo, Looking Donatello Posts: 4,638	is this mofo's troll account? and explain me the lunch hour thing

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groovespinna TRIBE Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: unofficial TRIBE real estate rep. buy/sell something. Posts: 13,568	the spelling error makes it cute.

11-18-2009, 09:25 PM	#6
groovespinna TRIBE Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: unofficial TRIBE real estate rep. buy/sell something. Posts: 13,568	wait, you didnt jerk off until age 16? I had medals and merit badges at 7.

11-19-2009, 02:27 PM	#8
zoo TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: putting swords in scabbards Posts: 33,285	16 eh

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rawd TRIBE Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: mirelurkin' Posts: 920	I'm sixteen, and I don't know what I want Sixteen, I just don't know what I want Sixteeeeen I gotta get away Sixteeeeen I gotta get out of this place I'll go runnin in outer space Oh yeahhh

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The Peej TRIBE Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Psychoville, and Finkel's the Mayor!!! Posts: 3,457	It comes and goes in spurts for me

11-19-2009, 10:55 PM	#11
lok TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dumpsville, only resident Posts: 13,750	I never jerk off anymore. I just save it for the next fuck

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Incrimin8 TRIBE Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ixnay on the twenty-ay Posts: 3,107	^ I could never do that....2 days max. this shit's poison in my body and it's got to get OUT !!

11-20-2009, 06:44 PM	#14
ghaleon TRIBE Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in the zone Posts: 3,188	hah. once a day for sure... if I save it I'll be super horny.

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[SQUARE] TRIBE Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: riding the sufferin bus Posts: 1,964	"uterus plow" kinda makes me wanna vomit but I guess thats what I get for coming into the guys stuff forum.

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groovespinna TRIBE Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: unofficial TRIBE real estate rep. buy/sell something. Posts: 13,568	the views of ibiza911 are his own and do not reflect the general views and platforms of the guys stuff forum.

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KillaLadY TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 25,541	16 = masterbation 16 and over = masturbation

11-30-2009, 04:12 PM	#21
Bass-Invader TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In front of my computer Posts: 23,786	oh my, is it a really common thing to jerk off at work?

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lok TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dumpsville, only resident Posts: 13,750	extremely

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FreaknBigPanda TRIBE Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 64	I have never jerked off at work... I'm not sure how I would do it. I've thought about it, but we just have public bathrooms with stallsm and what if somebody heard me? Too risky man... too risky.

12-08-2009, 04:40 PM	#24
lok TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dumpsville, only resident Posts: 13,750	Too risky? Thats nothing compared to actually fucking in the washroom stall!

12-09-2009, 06:14 AM	#25
WestsideWax TRIBE Promoter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: pinin' for the fjords Posts: 1,788	too much of a good thing