The lamest pick up lines you've heard

Skipper · 03-03-2007, 12:56 PM

I have no idea if this was even meant to be a pick up line it's so dumb --

Me - walking through mod club last night
some short fuck - "You're bigger than me, COME HERE"

wtf?

Michlerish · 03-03-2007, 01:44 PM

"are you having a good time? *big cheesy grin*"

(in my head I'm thinking, "no, you fucking idiot. that's why I'm here in the first place; to be miserable and have a horrible time" or "I WAS")

kick · 03-03-2007, 02:48 PM

Meathead: "Who are you here with?"

Me: "My boyfriend."

Meathead: "So...are you two close?"

gawd

Skipper · 03-03-2007, 03:12 PM

lol @ kick

rubytuesday · 03-03-2007, 03:41 PM

three rednecks on bikes (leering at me all creepy while I walked, there was no one else on the street): "I like the smell of your perfume".
me: "I'm not wearing any fucking perfume!" Then I gave them the

Wow shift work made me friendly.

Favorite pick-up line in retrospect:
"Show us your panties, we want to see the panties."

KillaLadY · 03-03-2007, 04:49 PM

"Hi, I just wanted to say that I am a shoe salesman and you have the most beautiful shoes ever, but the shoes won't look as good on others as they look on you."

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

sugar · 03-03-2007, 05:35 PM

One time I actually got the "so, do you come here often?" line. I just laughed because it was like I was living a cliche.

LeoGirl · 03-03-2007, 06:05 PM

"hi. you've got some downtown moves, can I buy you a drink"

peko · 03-03-2007, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillaLadY

"Hi, I just wanted to say that I am a shoe salesman and you have the most beautiful shoes ever, but the shoes won't look as good on others as they look on you."

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

did this happen at system?

deevah · 03-03-2007, 06:43 PM

i just got "Can you come dance w/ my friend?" last nite right b/c the 2 of them tried to put their paws all over me

groovespinna · 03-03-2007, 06:56 PM

can boys play here too?

a huge skank gave me "my boyfriend left me here!! what an ass!"

all the other ones were pretty cheesy I guess, but if you're hot it's ok. this girl... was not.

KillaLadY · 03-03-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peko

did this happen at system?

ahahahahahahahahahahahah
yeah

Reflex · 03-03-2007, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillaLadY

"Hi, I just wanted to say that I am a shoe salesman and you have the most beautiful shoes ever, but the shoes won't look as good on others as they look on you."

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

Maybe it was the same guy who tried this opening line on me.

Him: You have small shoes.

Me: Sorry?

Him: Um. You have small shoes. What size are your feet?

Possible foot fetish perhaps? Or maybe he just didn't know what else to say. Which is weird, but you know I remember that years later so it's creative at least. Gotta credit the guys/girls for having the guts to try. I don't mind lame come-ons (they can be funny and break the ice), but if someone is being offensive then it's another story.

I once had a guy literally come up behind me and bite my neck, saying "I bet your pussy is so juicy". Ugh. THAT's the kind of come-on I don't want and I got away from him really fast. And that was my first and last visit to Film Lounge. hahah

mayab · 03-03-2007, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reflex

I once had a guy literally come up behind me and bite my neck, saying "I bet your pussy is so juicy".

I'm scared just reading that!!!!

groovespinna · 03-03-2007, 07:56 PM

juicy?
I think Id get up and leave if it was juicy. thats just not right.

this thread is funny and painful all at once. guys are soooooooooooo fucking bad at this. and alot of the time, I refrain from saying anything at all because of their past mistakes.

LeoGirl · 03-04-2007, 06:56 AM

system had some of the creepiest.

Wiseman · 03-04-2007, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillaLadY

"Hi, I just wanted to say that I am a shoe salesman and you have the most beautiful shoes ever, but the shoes won't look as good on others as they look on you."

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

can you give me free shoes?

KillaLadY · 03-04-2007, 07:21 AM

lol

You have small shoes hahhaa WTF?
I bet it was the same guy... ohhh SystemS.

peko · 03-04-2007, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillaLadY

ahahahahahahahahahahahah
yeah

too funny. A shoe sales guy hit on me at system too. I remember laughing at him more then his line for bragging about being sooo wasted and how he'd go to open the shop straight from sytsem - so stinky gross!!

--------

Waiting for friends by Stella's bar (faced coatcheck) at system, some drunk kid was like ' hey, wanna go back to my place - I live REALLY close.'*

And I was (sober and wishing I smoked, so I could blow smoke in his face even though despite 'smoke outside only' days) grossed out more by the smell of puke and pizza* and amused by the little puke hitting on me before ' system mainroom' was even open.

.housefrau. · 03-04-2007, 07:31 AM

haha ooh system...
Once at system this guy grabs my arm and says "Hey do you want to fuck later?" looked him up and down and said 'dude, you're like 20, I'm 30 I'm way too old for you' He lost his mind! starts shaking his head and doing the hand pointy thing and says "yo yo yo, I never hit that shit before!! LETS GO!!"

I laughed and went outside for a smoke. It was the YO YO YO that almost made me pee my pants, never mind the "hit that shit" like I'm some kind of crack pipe.

Skipper · 03-04-2007, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reflex

I once had a guy literally come up behind me and bite my neck, saying "I bet your pussy is so juicy". Ugh. THAT's the kind of come-on I don't want and I got away from him really fast. And that was my first and last visit to Film Lounge. hahah

haha, I'm not surprised in the slightest to hear that happened at film. and that's really really revolting.

Muffin · 03-04-2007, 11:49 AM

Him: wow, you're really pale - do you have poor circulation
Me: uhhhh, i dunno, maybe?
Him: I know your body type really well. you should let me message your legs.
Me: riiiigggghhhtttt

-----

Me (while waitressing): Hi can I get you a drink
Him: I love you
*vomits into his own hand, holds it towards me and gives me a guilty look*

------
Him: "Hey, I like you, and it ain't just the bucket neither, the face is a'ight too"

(actually, that one was kind of awesome)

Reflex · 03-04-2007, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muffin

Me (while waitressing): Hi can I get you a drink
Him: I love you
*vomits into his own hand, holds it towards me and gives me a guilty look*

LOL wtf? That's disgusting but kind of hilarious. I love that he made a point of showing you his puke.

spaboy · 03-04-2007, 06:13 PM

k, if the boys can play......

"You look like a young Rod Stweart! I've always wanted to sleep with Rod Stewart. Wanna come back to my place?"

.....Riiight

ila · 03-04-2007, 09:34 PM

I love it when guys have their friends approach you for them, like that's a winning first move. Not that I'm on the market anyway, but I still think it's the lamest.

I've never really had a guy drop a pick up line on me before though. I don't really get hit on a lot. Got felt up by strangers about 600 times at TIL last night though, so score!

Mwah. Kidding.

03-03-2007, 12:56 PM	#1
Skipper Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: in transit Posts: 38,581	The lamest pick up lines you've heard I have no idea if this was even meant to be a pick up line it's so dumb -- Me - walking through mod club last night some short fuck - "You're bigger than me, COME HERE" wtf?

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03-03-2007, 01:44 PM	#2
Michlerish Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: here Posts: 29,833	"are you having a good time? big cheesy grin" (in my head I'm thinking, "no, you fucking idiot. that's why I'm here in the first place; to be miserable and have a horrible time" or "I WAS")

03-03-2007, 02:48 PM	#3
kick TRIBE Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Posts: 2,027	Meathead: "Who are you here with?" Me: "My boyfriend." Meathead: "So...are you two close?" gawd

03-03-2007, 03:12 PM	#4
Skipper Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: in transit Posts: 38,581	lol @ kick

03-03-2007, 03:41 PM	#5
rubytuesday TRIBE Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: trolling POF for BBW Posts: 8,748	three rednecks on bikes (leering at me all creepy while I walked, there was no one else on the street): "I like the smell of your perfume". me: "I'm not wearing any fucking perfume!" Then I gave them the Wow shift work made me friendly. Favorite pick-up line in retrospect: "Show us your panties, we want to see the panties."

03-03-2007, 04:49 PM	#6
KillaLadY TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 25,541	"Hi, I just wanted to say that I am a shoe salesman and you have the most beautiful shoes ever, but the shoes won't look as good on others as they look on you." WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

03-03-2007, 05:35 PM	#7
sugar TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Bowing to the Master Locust of Control Posts: 18,910	One time I actually got the "so, do you come here often?" line. I just laughed because it was like I was living a cliche.

03-03-2007, 06:05 PM	#8
LeoGirl TRIBE Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Dark Side of the Mooon Posts: 10,936	"hi. you've got some downtown moves, can I buy you a drink"

03-03-2007, 06:43 PM	#10
deevah TRIBE Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: (Pack, Unpack) repeat Posts: 16,217	i just got "Can you come dance w/ my friend?" last nite right b/c the 2 of them tried to put their paws all over me

03-03-2007, 06:56 PM	#11
groovespinna TRIBE Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: unofficial TRIBE real estate rep. buy/sell something. Posts: 13,568	can boys play here too? a huge skank gave me "my boyfriend left me here!! what an ass!" all the other ones were pretty cheesy I guess, but if you're hot it's ok. this girl... was not.

03-03-2007, 07:56 PM	#15
groovespinna TRIBE Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: unofficial TRIBE real estate rep. buy/sell something. Posts: 13,568	juicy? I think Id get up and leave if it was juicy. thats just not right. this thread is funny and painful all at once. guys are soooooooooooo fucking bad at this. and alot of the time, I refrain from saying anything at all because of their past mistakes.

03-04-2007, 06:56 AM	#16
LeoGirl TRIBE Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Dark Side of the Mooon Posts: 10,936	system had some of the creepiest.

03-04-2007, 07:21 AM	#18
KillaLadY TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 25,541	lol You have small shoes hahhaa WTF? I bet it was the same guy... ohhh SystemS.

03-04-2007, 07:31 AM	#20
.housefrau. Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 93	haha ooh system... Once at system this guy grabs my arm and says "Hey do you want to fuck later?" looked him up and down and said 'dude, you're like 20, I'm 30 I'm way too old for you' He lost his mind! starts shaking his head and doing the hand pointy thing and says "yo yo yo, I never hit that shit before!! LETS GO!!" I laughed and went outside for a smoke. It was the YO YO YO that almost made me pee my pants, never mind the "hit that shit" like I'm some kind of crack pipe.

03-04-2007, 11:49 AM	#22
Muffin TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: in a wizard cookie Posts: 964	Him: wow, you're really pale - do you have poor circulation Me: uhhhh, i dunno, maybe? Him: I know your body type really well. you should let me message your legs. Me: riiiigggghhhtttt ----- Me (while waitressing): Hi can I get you a drink Him: I love you vomits into his own hand, holds it towards me and gives me a guilty look ------ Him: "Hey, I like you, and it ain't just the bucket neither, the face is a'ight too" (actually, that one was kind of awesome)

03-04-2007, 06:13 PM	#24
spaboy Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Creepin profiles for boobies Posts: 9,784	k, if the boys can play...... "You look like a young Rod Stweart! I've always wanted to sleep with Rod Stewart. Wanna come back to my place?" .....Riiight

03-04-2007, 09:34 PM	#25
ila TRIBE Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 9,666	I love it when guys have their friends approach you for them, like that's a winning first move. Not that I'm on the market anyway, but I still think it's the lamest. I've never really had a guy drop a pick up line on me before though. I don't really get hit on a lot. Got felt up by strangers about 600 times at TIL last night though, so score! Mwah. Kidding.